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Jon Stewart [userpic]

Hey Stephen. :D

September 4th, 2006 (02:30 am)
horny

Wtf is my mood?: Horny and PISSED RIGHT OFF.
Music: None.

Let's play a game.

It's called, 'You're Not Getting Laid For a Month'! :D

Have fun with that.

Jon Stewart [userpic]

Sometimes, I wonder about my nose.

September 3rd, 2006 (02:08 pm)
Music: Bobby Vinton - Mr Lonely.

I know I have a thing about catching colds, I know I catch them easily.

But godfuckingdamnit. This is just ridiculous. I'm sneezing. Like, every five seconds. I can't breath through my nose without it happening and I just feel weird breathing through my mouth.

It's all because of you, Stephen. I'm alergic to you. So, that means... we can "be together" anymore. Yeah, the sex is great but... the sneezing isn't.

Sorry, Stephen. So sorry.

-Jon

Jon Stewart [userpic]

This is just not great.

August 31st, 2006 (12:28 am)
accomplished

Wtf is my mood?: accomplished
Music: Barry Manilow - Copacabana

Geraldo hates me. :/

Because this is what I get when I search my name on his 'www.geraldo.com' site.

http://www.geraldo.com/index.php?serendipity%5Baction%5D=search&serendipity%5BsearchTerm%5D=Jon+Stewart&submit.x=14&submit.y=6&submit=go

YEAH. YOU TELL ME HOW AIDS AND JON STEWART RELATES TO EACHOTHER.

Well FUCK YOU GERLADO AND YOUR LITTLE MUSTACHE TOO!



:D

WHAT ARE YOU WITHOUT YOUR MUSTACHE NOW, GERALDO? HUH?! HUH?!

Oh hey. Stephen, how's Barry Manilow?

Jon Stewart [userpic]

(no subject)

August 30th, 2006 (09:48 pm)



Jon Stewart will have to write:








I will not smoke up in class any more








'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com



...Sad for everyone to know, I've already stopped that. :/

Jon Stewart [userpic]

Hey Stephen...

August 30th, 2006 (05:59 pm)
annoyed

Wtf is my mood?: annoyed
Music: Nothing

I have something to show you.Collapse )

Jon Stewart [userpic]

(no subject)

August 30th, 2006 (03:03 pm)

My name is Jon Stewart and I'm a filthy Jew.

-From someone that is not Stephen Colbert and did not hack into your journal

-From Jon

Jon Stewart [userpic]

Hey, Stephen...

August 30th, 2006 (12:00 pm)
amused

Wtf is my mood?: amused
Music: The not working AC - BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You know that coupon I gave you last night? Where I was going to deny you sex for 4 years, well. :D Maybe I actually will deny you sex for 4 years. :D Kidding. You wouldn't survive and my heart isn't that empty.

You still suck.

(Don't even bring up the fact that I did all of the sucking last night, asshole.)

Jon Stewart [userpic]

(no subject)

August 29th, 2006 (06:42 pm)

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Stephen, you suck.

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